About Us!!!

Well ... I don't know if I should tell the whole truth about our mysterious dark past, but then again who would believe you.

So you won't to know the truth ... the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Then you shall get it. Moohahahahahahaha *cough**choke**gasps for breath**cough* Man I've got to work on the villanous laugh I can never get through it with out losing my breath.

Anyway, where were we, oh yes I was about to tell you the truth *horror music**flash of lightning in front of a dark mysterious castle*. Just to tell you if you want to know the whole truth you might want to skip to the red because I'm just going to babble on like an idiot until then. So you think you're brave enough to know the truth ... you think you're strong enough... you think you're worth enough to know ... *asks director for next line* you think you can truly handle it ... I never said you weren't but I'm about to ... well you thought wrong *Plays the phantom of the opera and starts singing along*. That never happened and stop saying I have a bad voice *begins to cry*. Ok I m fine. So you want to know the truth do you really, do you really, ANSWER ME!!!! Oh you said yes well ok here it is:

The truth is that we are all aliens from another planet. Well duh we're from another planet if we're aliens, but anyway. We have come to earth to hypnotize the youth with this sundog scheme and then take control over the world *More horror music ... and bad singing*. Moohahahahahah *coughs**chokes**gasps for breath**coughs*. Man I still can't do it I seriously need to hire some help *leaves to take lessons*.